Friday, October 16, 2009

you might be an engineer if........

  • You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
  • You enjoy pain.
  • You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division(hahaha...)
  • You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
  • It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
  • You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
  • You think in "math".
  • You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
  • You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
  • You can translate English into Binary.(because you hate english)
  • You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".
  • You are completely addicted to caffeine.
  • You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
  • You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".(really..???)
  • You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.(thi is true..)
  • You spent more on your calculator and foods
  • You hate to learn english.
  • You hate to learn literature.
  • You hate coupling because you are very busy.
  • You hate to remember
  • You afraid of human internal organs and blood
  • You like to eat
  • You like to play around in the lab
ada yg aku tambah,,ada yg aku kopi and paste..

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